In
Ina
Germany
September 2025
2 Terrible
If you're up for a little adventure—and by adventure, I mean a mix of "Escape Room" and "Fear Factor"—then this boat is absolutely the right one. The handover was already promising: an elderly gentleman who understood neither English nor German, but at least consistently acted as if everything was completely normal. The boat itself impresses with its unique "organic concept": mold in the refrigerator, in the dish rack, in the vents, and even decoratively on the roof. Who needs cleanliness when you can use the entire boat as a Petri dish? The gas bottle for the heater was empty, but at least there was the generous suggestion: "Buy one yourself and maybe you'll get your money back." A desert of service. The lighting? Overrated. After all, darkness creates a more adventurous atmosphere—flashlight romance included. Communication with the owner was as cordial as it was efficient: first English sentence, click, and the conversation was over. A master of conflict avoidance! The absolute highlight: the bilge pump, which ran tirelessly all night. A soothing hum that reminds you at all times: "Don't worry, the water is just constantly coming into the boat." Pure wellness, like the sound of the sea – only with a panic factor. Conclusion: If you like mold, darkness, and the constant roar of pumps, this is the place for you. For everyone else: better learn to swim.
Everything! Stay away from this boat and this rental company.
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